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Month: January 2023

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Martyr by cop

January 29, 2023February 6, 2025 ElRoyPoet

If a gang of vicious pit bulls surround you,and start barking out commands at you—what are you going to do? You know they’re going to bite you,and if you let them maul you—you’ll probably end up dead too. So your … Continue reading Martyr by cop

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A Man Of Purpose

January 26, 2023July 8, 2023 ElRoyPoet

Survey says—in order for the human male to be content with his life—he needs the following attributes: 1. Be gainfully employed. 2. Be in good physical shape. 3. Possess a capable mind. 4. Earn a livable wage. 5. Be over … Continue reading A Man Of Purpose

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You don’t text me anymore

January 19, 2023February 1, 2025 ElRoyPoet

Poem I call and I text,but I don’t get anything in return.I don’t know what I didto deserve the silent treatment.I guess I didn’t rate.Now you have the upper hand. I’m sorry, did I offend you;did my careless wordsprick your … Continue reading You don’t text me anymore

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the hook-up counter-culture

January 10, 2023July 22, 2025 ElRoyPoet

InCels are emotional imbeciles.smooth talkers are reprobates.watch out for these degenerates—they’re both after the farmer’s daughter. these half-witted rustlers,pretending to be city slickers—can’t even afford a cow,yet they want the milk for free. no scruples on the right,lacking modesty on … Continue reading the hook-up counter-culture

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Toxic Relationships

January 6, 2023July 21, 2023 ElRoyPoet

Life is not about being happy,it’s about being good,but you can—try to be happy—while being good. However you can’t be happy—while trying to be bad,it doesn’t work that way,you’re only fooling yourself. And if you think—you’re being slick,karma will eventually … Continue reading Toxic Relationships

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Chasing My Soulmate

January 4, 2023May 19, 2023 ElRoyPoet

Infatuation I wish I would’ve never met her! When I was a boy, we lived in a house with a big back yard. One night, I had a dream that I was running out the back door chasing an angel—who … Continue reading Chasing My Soulmate

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