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Toxic Poems

February 6, 2023February 7, 2023 ElRoyPoet

1. Keep ’em bare-foot and pregnant The reason loose womengo for macho menis that they like shot-callers and thrill-seekers. A gamma male is risk-averse,he’s taking a chance,if he looks at an extremist feminist. Because he doesn’t know:where shes been, who … Continue reading Toxic Poems

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Martyr by cop

January 29, 2023February 4, 2023 ElRoyPoet

If a gang of vicious pit bulls surround you,and start barking out commands at you—what are you going to do? You know they’re going to bite you,and if you let them maul you—you’ll probably end up dead too. So your … Continue reading Martyr by cop

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A Man Of Purpose

January 26, 2023January 27, 2023 ElRoyPoet

Survey says—in order for the human male to be content with his life—he needs the following attributes: 1. Be gainfully employed. 2. Be in good physical shape. 3. Possess a capable mind. 4. Earn a livable wage. 5. Be over … Continue reading A Man Of Purpose

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Looking For Love

January 19, 2023February 1, 2023 ElRoyPoet

When I saw her, walk into the room,I knew, I needed her.I tell myself, leave her alone,She’ll only, break your heart. But I’m a man, and I’m alone,I need someone to hold,And call my own. I know, I should’ve,Learned by … Continue reading Looking For Love

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Love Hurts

January 16, 2023January 16, 2023 ElRoyPoet

Love is a broad, broad word. I was caught up in the moment! I didn’t really mean to hurt anyone? And besides, now you know, That it wasn’t going to work out. This follows me around, And there’s nothing, I … Continue reading Love Hurts

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the hook-up counter-culture

January 10, 2023January 26, 2023 ElRoyPoet

InCels are emotional imbeciles.smooth talkers are reprobates.watch out for these degenerates—they’re both after the farmer’s daughters. these half-witted rustlers,pretending to be city slickers—can’t even afford a cow,yet they want the milk for free. no scruples on the right,lacking modesty on … Continue reading the hook-up counter-culture

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Toxic Relationships

January 6, 2023January 27, 2023 ElRoyPoet

Life is not about being happy,it’s about being good,but you can—try to be happy—while being good. However you can’t be happy—while trying to be bad,it doesn’t work that way,you’re only fooling yourself. And if you think—you’re being slick,karma will eventually … Continue reading Toxic Relationships

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Chasing My Soulmate

January 4, 2023January 10, 2023 ElRoyPoet

Infatuation I wish I would’ve never met her! When I was a boy, we lived in a house with a big back yard. One night, I had a dream that I was running out the back door chasing an angel—who … Continue reading Chasing My Soulmate

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Finding Your Helpmate

December 31, 2022January 19, 2023 ElRoyPoet

In the battle of the sexes there are winners and losers and if you can’t command respect from the onset, you don’t stand a fighting chance. Even thought modern women feign that they want their prospective mate to only bring … Continue reading Finding Your Helpmate

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Happy Old Year!

December 29, 2022December 30, 2022 ElRoyPoet

“I’m grateful for all the Christians—who have shared their light with me, all these past years, so that mine, wouldn’t dim. I’m thankful for all the non-believers—who have tolerated my little light to shine upon them, too. I pray for … Continue reading Happy Old Year!

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Your Eternity Matters To Me

December 25, 2022December 25, 2022 ElRoyPoet

In a corner of my mind,I put your Jesus.Thinking,I’d never be needing a Savior,I hid Him there. But, when I wasn’t looking,He moved into my heart. So, I asked Him: Why me?And He replied:“Because I can’t save you,Unless,I’m The Center … Continue reading Your Eternity Matters To Me

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Peace On Earth

December 21, 2022December 22, 2022 ElRoyPoet

I heard the bells on Christmas day,Their old familiar carols play,And mild and sweet, their songs repeat,Of peace on earth, good will to men. And in despair I bowed my head,There is no peace on earth I said,For hate is … Continue reading Peace On Earth

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