1. Keep ’em bare-foot and pregnant The reason loose womengo for macho menis that they like shot-callers and thrill-seekers. A gamma male is risk-averse,he’s taking a chance,if he looks at a feminist. Because he doesn’t know:where shes been, who she’s … Continue reading Toxic Misogyny Poems
Survey says—in order for the human male to be content with his life—he needs the following attributes: 1. Be gainfully employed. 2. Be in good physical shape. 3. Possess a capable mind. 4. Earn a livable wage. 5. Be over … Continue reading A Man Of Purpose
Poem I call and I text,but I don’t get anything in return.I don’t know what I didto deserve the silent treatment.I guess I didn’t rate.Now you have the upper hand. I’m sorry, did I offend you;did my careless wordsprick your … Continue reading You don’t text me anymore
InCels are emotional imbeciles.smooth talkers are reprobates.watch out for these degenerates—they’re both after the farmer’s daughter. these half-witted rustlers,pretending to be city slickers—can’t even afford a cow,yet they want the milk for free. no scruples on the right,lacking modesty on … Continue reading the hook-up counter-culture
Life is not about being happy,it’s about being good,but you can—try to be happy—while being good. However you can’t be happy—while trying to be bad,it doesn’t work that way,you’re only fooling yourself. And if you think—you’re being slick,karma will eventually … Continue reading Toxic Relationships
I’m a poet,I don’t doubt it,even ifI’m not very good at it. You can choose,who you want to be—you’ll just have towork at it too. You might not bethe best there is,but I’ll give you the creditfor what you do. … Continue reading Self-sabotage
My heart beats faster, but not as strong,As the core of my love begins to sink.Obviously, something seems to be wrong,For you to think, I might need a shrink. Because in my brain, I hear a gong-bong,It doesn’t mean, I … Continue reading How To Cope With Anxiety
If I don’t mind my thoughts,They’ll get a mind of their own. If you dare push my buttons,I’m gonna’ push back—harder. I’m like a volcano,I can only hold it in—so long. When I was a teenager,I’d get my feelings hurt. … Continue reading Watch Your Words
Every year many humans needlessly die.Some are females, but most are males.Some are prideful, some are stubborn,but most have road-rage. Why do they struggle,why do they have to argue,why can’t they just go with the flow? When they were young,were … Continue reading What Is Driving You
Don’t disrespect your teacher,and don’t believe the hype.You will have a jelly brain,if you fall for all of them. Stay in school and don’t drop out,Unless you want to end upWith peanut butter on your mind. Spanish Translation No faltes … Continue reading All My Rhymes Are Lame
My weapon is notA sword or a gun.My offense is not evenA sharpened tongue.So when I feel triggered,And I pull out my defenses,The weapon I reach for,Is my rose-colored lenses. By: ElRoyPoet © 2019 Don’t put people in boxes “I … Continue reading The Pacifist
People say: I would be happy ifI was in good health and if… I had a better job.I had somebody new to love.I could move to another state. But how do you know,If you haven’t experiencedIt before? And how do … Continue reading Perpetual Lottery
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