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the hook-up counter-culture

January 10, 2023July 22, 2025 ElRoyPoet

InCels are emotional imbeciles.smooth talkers are reprobates.watch out for these degenerates—they’re both after the farmer’s daughter. these half-witted rustlers,pretending to be city slickers—can’t even afford a cow,yet they want the milk for free. no scruples on the right,lacking modesty on … Continue reading the hook-up counter-culture

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The Enemy Of The People: An Authoritarianism History Book

December 10, 2022September 8, 2025 ElRoyPoet

Middle class beware,The union is out to get you.There can’t beA bourgeois societyIf the elites don’t need you. In an authoritarian state,It’s too hard to differentiate,Between all the nationalist drones.You’re either in the in-group,And since you’re not, you’re out. Religion … Continue reading The Enemy Of The People: An Authoritarianism History Book

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Endangered Species

March 7, 2022June 18, 2023 ElRoyPoet

The facts of the matter:Democracy is betterand freedom is best;but is it sustainable? Even though we areall created equal;some of us have evolvedinto more equal beings—while others have regressed. So, to protectthe majority’s equal rights—we must amendthe laws of natural … Continue reading Endangered Species

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Poser

October 27, 2020March 2, 2021 ElRoyPoet

It should be lovely to behold, It could even be a wonderful thing, But if that’s not— What’s inside your vile mind, You can call it: artistic expression, And mask your eyes, Behind the darkened tones Of your broad strokes. … Continue reading Poser

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Dark Stories

October 25, 2020October 6, 2022 ElRoyPoet

You heard of me,And you were curious,Of the magical,Writing skills that I possess. It gave you pleasure to think,That you could be,Just like the swanky poets,Who are always following me. You let me seduce you,With my charming rhymes,And destroy your … Continue reading Dark Stories

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Cancel Culture

August 31, 2020December 5, 2022 ElRoyPoet

To the left you have compelled speech—The woke generation with their cancel culture. To the right you have censorship—Fake news coverage from the state press secretary. Freedom of expression à la carte,Take your pick, oh by the way,When you get … Continue reading Cancel Culture

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Autonomy

August 5, 2020February 17, 2022 ElRoyPoet

Republicans don’t trust me.Democrats fear me,Because I don’t play,By their imaginary rules. For nobody soars higher,Then a freeman, Not the conservative,Not the liberal,Not even the progressives—In their fairy tales. By: ElRoyPoet © 2019 The Message: “It is absolutely clear that … Continue reading Autonomy

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Ugly Pants

December 26, 2019January 8, 2020 ElRoyPoet

Torn jeans, torn jeans, What should I do? Sew’em, patch’em, Replace’em, with new. Commentary: When a rich man chooses to wear torn jeans because he thinks, he’s making a fashion statement, he’s mocking the poor man who must wear torn … Continue reading Ugly Pants

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I Already Gave At The Office

December 22, 2019May 16, 2020 ElRoyPoet

Don’t ask me to contribute to the United Way, We’re not united at all in this, Because I give way more than you do. Don’t ask me to do my fair share, Because my share is many times more than … Continue reading I Already Gave At The Office

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Parallel Equivalencies

December 1, 2019June 9, 2025 ElRoyPoet

My reality is someone else’s ‘fantasy,’And someone else’s truthIs merely a ‘prejudice.’ My stories are sometimes happy,But other times—melancholy,And I feel guilty—For thinking it all too deeply. But I don’t sing sad songs,I tell cautionary tales,And if they’re contrary,It’s not … Continue reading Parallel Equivalencies

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Pity Party

November 21, 2019December 8, 2019 ElRoyPoet

You never realize, How much you haven’t lived, Until you’ve run out of time. Sounds like a pity party to me. Just be glad you at least had, One ride on the merry-go-round, Or roller-coaster, If that’s more your speed? … Continue reading Pity Party

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Facts don’t care about your feelings

October 25, 2019April 17, 2023 ElRoyPoet

“Holocaust denier, climate denier, living in denial, but now you’ve sunk to a new low, you PTSD denier!” By: ElRoyPoet, 2019 Commentary: “If I was to acknowledge that pain and suffering is somebody’s reality that would mean that I’m capable of compassion … Continue reading Facts don’t care about your feelings

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