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A Mother’s Role: The Preservation of Mankind

July 20, 2026July 31, 2026 ElRoyPoet

Greetings, earthlings —my name is Sole,a single footstep pressed into your world’s destiny. I am not so much a living being, as a pattern,a borrowed flamecarried carefully from one dark bowl to the next,from one mouth to another —and each … Continue reading A Mother’s Role: The Preservation of Mankind

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Smooth Talker or Fake Walker: The Anatomy of a Rap Song

January 3, 2026September 29, 2026 ElRoyPoet

Yo, listen up, the teacher’s got a lesson to drop,’Bout how to speak loud, how to make it nonstop,Men, when you say, “I’m just being honest,” think again,’Cause women hear more than just words, my friend. See, honesty’s cool, but … Continue reading Smooth Talker or Fake Walker: The Anatomy of a Rap Song

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Toxic Misogyny Poems

February 6, 2023May 14, 2024 ElRoyPoet

1. Keep ’em bare-foot and pregnant The reason loose womengo for macho menis that they like shot-callers and thrill-seekers. A gamma male is risk-averse,he’s taking a chance,if he looks at a feminist. Because he doesn’t know:where shes been, who she’s … Continue reading Toxic Misogyny Poems

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the hook-up counter-culture

January 10, 2023August 23, 2026 ElRoyPoet

InCels are emotional imbeciles.smooth talkers are reprobates.watch out for these degenerates—they’re both after the farmer’s daughter. these half-witted rustlers,pretending to be city slickers—can’t even afford a cow,yet they want the milk for free. no scruples on the right,lacking modesty on … Continue reading the hook-up counter-culture

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Poser

October 27, 2020March 2, 2021 ElRoyPoet

It should be lovely to behold, It could even be a wonderful thing, But if that’s not— What’s inside your vile mind, You can call it: artistic expression, And mask your eyes, Behind the darkened tones Of your broad strokes. … Continue reading Poser

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Dark Stories

October 25, 2020October 6, 2022 ElRoyPoet

You heard of me,And you were curious,Of the magical,Writing skills that I possess. It gave you pleasure to think,That you could be,Just like the swanky poets,Who are always following me. You let me seduce you,With my charming rhymes,And destroy your … Continue reading Dark Stories

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Ugly Pants

December 26, 2019January 8, 2020 ElRoyPoet

Torn jeans, torn jeans, What should I do? Sew’em, patch’em, Replace’em, with new. Commentary: When a rich man chooses to wear torn jeans because he thinks, he’s making a fashion statement, he’s mocking the poor man who must wear torn … Continue reading Ugly Pants

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I Already Gave At The Office

December 22, 2019May 16, 2020 ElRoyPoet

Don’t ask me to contribute to the United Way, We’re not united at all in this, Because I give way more than you do. Don’t ask me to do my fair share, Because my share is many times more than … Continue reading I Already Gave At The Office

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Parallel Equivalencies

December 1, 2019June 9, 2025 ElRoyPoet

My reality is someone else’s ‘fantasy,’And someone else’s truthIs merely a ‘prejudice.’ My stories are sometimes happy,But other times—melancholy,And I feel guilty—For thinking it all too deeply. But I don’t sing sad songs,I tell cautionary tales,And if they’re contrary,It’s not … Continue reading Parallel Equivalencies

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Pity Party

November 21, 2019December 8, 2019 ElRoyPoet

You never realize, How much you haven’t lived, Until you’ve run out of time. Sounds like a pity party to me. Just be glad you at least had, One ride on the merry-go-round, Or roller-coaster, If that’s more your speed? … Continue reading Pity Party

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Earth Protection Services

September 29, 2019March 22, 2023 ElRoyPoet

I’m the Captain of a team of First Responders.I’m a member of an Elite Security Force. Our duty is to protect and defend,The planet from alien invasions. In the remote chance that you are attacked,Our Space Rangers will not hesitate,To … Continue reading Earth Protection Services

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I’ll Take It To Go

August 10, 2019October 7, 2019 ElRoyPoet

One thousand miles, Of never ending take out, But, I’m still hungry. By: Joe © 2019 Continue reading I’ll Take It To Go

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