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Toxic Poems

February 6, 2023February 7, 2023 ElRoyPoet

1. Keep ’em bare-foot and pregnant The reason loose womengo for macho menis that they like shot-callers and thrill-seekers. A gamma male is risk-averse,he’s taking a chance,if he looks at an extremist feminist. Because he doesn’t know:where shes been, who … Continue reading Toxic Poems

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Martyr by cop

January 29, 2023February 4, 2023 ElRoyPoet

If a gang of vicious pit bulls surround you,and start barking out commands at you—what are you going to do? You know they’re going to bite you,and if you let them maul you—you’ll probably end up dead too. So your … Continue reading Martyr by cop

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Love Hurts

January 16, 2023January 16, 2023 ElRoyPoet

Love is a broad, broad word. I was caught up in the moment! I didn’t really mean to hurt anyone? And besides, now you know, That it wasn’t going to work out. This follows me around, And there’s nothing, I … Continue reading Love Hurts

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the hook-up counter-culture

January 10, 2023January 26, 2023 ElRoyPoet

InCels are emotional imbeciles.smooth talkers are reprobates.watch out for these degenerates—they’re both after the farmer’s daughters. these half-witted rustlers,pretending to be city slickers—can’t even afford a cow,yet they want the milk for free. no scruples on the right,lacking modesty on … Continue reading the hook-up counter-culture

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The Enemy Of The People

December 10, 2022January 18, 2023 ElRoyPoet

Middle class beware,The union is out to get you.There can’t beA bourgeois societyIf the elites don’t need you. In an authoritarian state,It’s too hard to differentiate,Between all the nationalist drones.You’re either in the in-group,And since you’re not, you’re out. Religion … Continue reading The Enemy Of The People

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Campaign Promises

November 16, 2022November 16, 2022 ElRoyPoet

When you need relief,When you’re desperate for a cure–You’ll believe the spokesman,Who tells you: “Don’t give up on hope”;For that’s the only message,You really wanted to hear. Because you desire a miracle,And if not,You’d have to settle,For something or anything … Continue reading Campaign Promises

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Gangs of Marauders

September 20, 2022December 7, 2022 ElRoyPoet

It all started when the Patriots were duped into believing, that they were being victimized by their democratic government. (Even though they had freedom for two and a half centuries, they were still gaslighted by the populist narrative that their … Continue reading Gangs of Marauders

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Climate Change

July 30, 2022August 6, 2022 ElRoyPoet

I’ve traveled across many galaxies.I’ve seen stars glow brightAnd others go dim.It’s also been my experience,That a sun burns hotter,Before it burns out.I’ve even seen frozen planetsSwallowed whole,By the very same darkened hole. By: ElRoyPoet © 2020 Will America’s disregard … Continue reading Climate Change

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Endangered Species

March 7, 2022January 18, 2023 ElRoyPoet

The facts of the matter:Democracy is betterAnd freedom is best.But is it sustainable? Even though we areAll created equal,Some of us have evolved,Into more equal beings.While others have regressed. So, to protectThe majority’s equal rights—We must amend the laws of … Continue reading Endangered Species

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The Comrades Are Coming

March 6, 2022September 27, 2022 ElRoyPoet

Patriots beware,The union is out to get you.There can’t beA bourgeois societyIf the oligarchs don’t need you. In an authoritarian state,It’s too hard to differentiate,Between all the nationalist drones.You’re either in the in-group,And since you’re not, you’re out. Religion can’t … Continue reading The Comrades Are Coming

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Poser

October 27, 2020March 2, 2021 ElRoyPoet

It should be lovely to behold, It could even be a wonderful thing, But if that’s not— What’s inside your vile mind, You can call it: artistic expression, And mask your eyes, Behind the darkened tones Of your broad strokes. … Continue reading Poser

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Dark Stories

October 25, 2020October 6, 2022 ElRoyPoet

You heard of me,And you were curious,Of the magical,Writing skills that I possess. It gave you pleasure to think,That you could be,Just like the swanky poets,Who are always following me. You let me seduce you,With my charming rhymes,And destroy your … Continue reading Dark Stories

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