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Smooth Talker or Real Walker: Rap Song

January 3, 2026May 3, 2026 ElRoyPoet

Yo, listen up, the teacher’s got a lesson to drop,’Bout how to speak loud, how to make it non-stop,Men, when you say, “I’m just being honest,” think again,’Cause women hear more—than just words, my friend. See, honesty’s cool, but it’s … Continue reading Smooth Talker or Real Walker: Rap Song

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Toxic Misogyny Poems

February 6, 2023May 14, 2024 ElRoyPoet

1. Keep ’em bare-foot and pregnant The reason loose womengo for macho menis that they like shot-callers and thrill-seekers. A gamma male is risk-averse,he’s taking a chance,if he looks at a feminist. Because he doesn’t know:where shes been, who she’s … Continue reading Toxic Misogyny Poems

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the hook-up counter-culture

January 10, 2023July 22, 2025 ElRoyPoet

InCels are emotional imbeciles.smooth talkers are reprobates.watch out for these degenerates—they’re both after the farmer’s daughter. these half-witted rustlers,pretending to be city slickers—can’t even afford a cow,yet they want the milk for free. no scruples on the right,lacking modesty on … Continue reading the hook-up counter-culture

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Poser

October 27, 2020March 2, 2021 ElRoyPoet

It should be lovely to behold, It could even be a wonderful thing, But if that’s not— What’s inside your vile mind, You can call it: artistic expression, And mask your eyes, Behind the darkened tones Of your broad strokes. … Continue reading Poser

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Dark Stories

October 25, 2020October 6, 2022 ElRoyPoet

You heard of me,And you were curious,Of the magical,Writing skills that I possess. It gave you pleasure to think,That you could be,Just like the swanky poets,Who are always following me. You let me seduce you,With my charming rhymes,And destroy your … Continue reading Dark Stories

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Ugly Pants

December 26, 2019January 8, 2020 ElRoyPoet

Torn jeans, torn jeans, What should I do? Sew’em, patch’em, Replace’em, with new. Commentary: When a rich man chooses to wear torn jeans because he thinks, he’s making a fashion statement, he’s mocking the poor man who must wear torn … Continue reading Ugly Pants

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I Already Gave At The Office

December 22, 2019May 16, 2020 ElRoyPoet

Don’t ask me to contribute to the United Way, We’re not united at all in this, Because I give way more than you do. Don’t ask me to do my fair share, Because my share is many times more than … Continue reading I Already Gave At The Office

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Parallel Equivalencies

December 1, 2019June 9, 2025 ElRoyPoet

My reality is someone else’s ‘fantasy,’And someone else’s truthIs merely a ‘prejudice.’ My stories are sometimes happy,But other times—melancholy,And I feel guilty—For thinking it all too deeply. But I don’t sing sad songs,I tell cautionary tales,And if they’re contrary,It’s not … Continue reading Parallel Equivalencies

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Pity Party

November 21, 2019December 8, 2019 ElRoyPoet

You never realize, How much you haven’t lived, Until you’ve run out of time. Sounds like a pity party to me. Just be glad you at least had, One ride on the merry-go-round, Or roller-coaster, If that’s more your speed? … Continue reading Pity Party

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Earth Protection Services

September 29, 2019March 22, 2023 ElRoyPoet

I’m the Captain of a team of First Responders.I’m a member of an Elite Security Force. Our duty is to protect and defend,The planet from alien invasions. In the remote chance that you are attacked,Our Space Rangers will not hesitate,To … Continue reading Earth Protection Services

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I’ll Take It To Go

August 10, 2019October 7, 2019 ElRoyPoet

One thousand miles, Of never ending take out, But, I’m still hungry. By: Joe © 2019 Continue reading I’ll Take It To Go

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There’s an App for That

June 19, 2019April 14, 2023 ElRoyPoet

I sit in front of my computer, Rearranging words. And searching for motivational pictures, I can post on my social media page. Hoping someone will read them, And click on a like. Or better yet, click on my heart, So … Continue reading There’s an App for That

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